intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via willgrahamscock)

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

(Source: kiryuinragyo, via booksandfilmsandshowsandstuff)

  • someone: have you seen this movie?
  • me: no but i've seen gifs

muirin007:

I am spiritually obligated to reblog this every single time I see it.

(Source: tabbyaddams, via yippeekiyaymotherfuckerss)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: urbxngod, via ffion-frances)

reconditarmonia:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

eh heh heh

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via cuaron)

bestworstideaever:

DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: pcapldi, via naturalshocks)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via superpotteravenger)

Where’s Wally and Muppet socks? Yes! (My 21st birthday money is being well spent so far) #themuppets #whereswally

Where’s Wally and Muppet socks? Yes! (My 21st birthday money is being well spent so far) #themuppets #whereswally

I now own a mini George Harrison! My family know me so well.

I now own a mini George Harrison! My family know me so well.

rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

(via scorntrooper)

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

(Source: pottergenes, via vlavian)

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

(via julesmasters)

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punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(via ladylokii)